Splash Mountain

July 17, 1992 - present

QUEUE AREA MUSIC

How Do You Do?
Robert MacGimsey
from the film "Song of the South"

Everybody Has A Laughing Place
Allie Wrubel and Ray Gilbert
from the film "Song of the South"

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Allie Wrubel and Ray Gilbert
from the film "Song of the South"

Sooner or Later
Charles Wolcott and Ray Gilbert
from the film "Song of the South"

Let The Rain Pour Down
Foster Carling
from the film "Song of the South"

Song of the South
Sam Coslow and Arthur Johnston
from the film "Song of the South"

That's What Uncle Remus Said
Eliot Daniel, Hy Heath, and Johnny Lange
from the film "Song of the South"

Who Wants To Live Like That?
Foster Carling
from the film "Song of the South"

All I Want
Ken Darby
from the film "Song of the South"

Shoo Fly, Don't Bother Me

The Ants Go Marching One by One

Dixie

Camptown Races

Shortnin' Bread

Skip To My Lou

ATTRACTION MUSIC

HOW DO YOU DO?
Music and lyrics by Robert MacGimsey

How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greetin'
How do you do?
Say it when you're meetin'
How do you do?
With every one repeatin'
Pretty good sure as you're born.

What goes up is sure to come down.
A penny lost is a penny found.
How do you do?
And here's a hearty back
A little bit of this and a little bit of that.

How do you do?
(bump hardy bump)
Fine. How are you?
(bump hardy bump)
Heading along.
(bump hardy bump)
Pretty good sure as you're born.

Stop dumbing around.
You're wearing a frown.
Why don't you sit back,
And calm yourself?

You can hurry on
now if you must.
we'll do what we like, 'cause
That suits us.

How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greetin'
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.
How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greetin'

How do you do?
Say it when you're meetin'
How do you do?
With every one repeatin'
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.

The weather is good,
the fishin' is fine.
What do we do?
Some of the time!

Well we sit and we think
and we wiggle our toes.
That's what you ask us
That's what we know!

Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.

How do you do?
(bump hardy bump)
Fine. How are you?
(bump hardy bump)
Heading along.
(bump hardy bump)
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.

Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around
Here's we're here for
Alittle more adventure
But he's heading for
Alittle bit of trouble
He's heading for
Alittle bit of danger

Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around
Time to be turning around

LAUGHIN' PLACE
Music and lyrics by Allie Wrubel and Ray Gilbert

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ho Ho Ho
Boy are we in luck (yahoo).
We're visiting the laughing place
Yuk Yuk Yuk
Hoo Hoo Hoo.

Everybody's got a laughing place
A laughing place to go-ho-ho.
Take your frown
Turn it upside down
And you'll find yours
We know!

Honey and rainbows on our way.
We laugh because our work is play.
Boy are we in luck!
We're visiting the laughing place
Yuk Yuk Yuk
Hoo Hoo Hoo.

Everybody's got a laughing place
A laughing place to go-ho-ho.
Take a smile there
For a while and
You'll find yours we know-ho-ho!

Honey and rainbows on your way.
Take that frown
Turn it upside down
And soon you'll find
Your here to stay

Everybody's got a laughin' place
A laughing place to go-ho-ho.
Come on in
Give us all a grin
And you'll find yours
I know-ho-ho!

Laughing is how we spend our day.
Funny fun is what we say.
Boy are we in luck.
We're visiting our laughing place.
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk
Hoo Hoo.

Everybody's got a laughin' place
A laughing place to go-ho-ho.
We've found one and
It's filled with fun
And you'll find yours
I know-ho-ho.

Everybody's got a laughing place (high ho!).
A laughing place to go-ho-ho! (high ho!).
Paint the town
Turn it upside down (ribbit)
And you'll find yours
We say-hey-hey.
And soon you'll find
You're here to stay!

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH
Lyrics by Ray Gilbert. Music by Allie Wrubel

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
My oh my
What a wonderful day .

Welcoming back
Br'er rabbit today.
We always knew that
He'd get away!

He's had enough of movin' on now.
It's where he's born and bred in.
The brier patch
Is where he's headin'.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day .

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
My oh my
What a wonderful day .

Plenty of sunshine
Heading our way.
We'd never doubted
He'd get away!

Moving on taught him a lesson.
You learned it well,
Br'er Rabbit.
Gettin' caught's a nasty habit.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful feeling
Feeling this way!.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
It's a time for celebratin' today.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
Gathered together
This wonderful day .

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear
Are gonna get it today .

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
That hungry gator's
Gettin' his way.

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder.
It's the truth,
It's actual .
Every thing is satisfactual.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah .
Zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful feelling.
Wonderful day.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Zip-a-dee-ay.
My oh my what a wonderful day.

Country Bear Vacation Hoedown

Seasonally, since February 1986

THE GREAT OUTDOORS
Lyrics and music by George Wilkins

All right...one, two, three...

If you just been wishin' 'bout goin' fishin',
And you're still on the shore.
Grab your campin' gear and meet us right here,
Got all kinds of fun in store.

It's time for a vacation.
For some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares and join us bears
In the great outdoors.

Ain't nothin' like the great outdoors to ease your soul.
Ain't nothin' like the great outdoors to keep you from growin' old.
If your mind's been hazy, and you're feelin' lazy,
And down on all fours,
Then join us bears, and suck up some air
In the great outdoors.

Welcome to the Country Bear Vacation Hoedown. Got out my old camp t-shirt. Still fits...kinda! And I'm rarin' to go. How 'bout you boys?
Just lead the way Henry!
All right!
Melvin!
Wake up!
Huh?
The way you're always hibernatin', you must be part bear.
Aw, heck. I'm only part moose as it is!
Here we go!

Us bears we do love nature, and trampin' through the woods.
Us bears we do love fishin', every hour if we could.
Us bears we do love singin', in county harmony.
And if ya'll won't join us, we'll chase you up a tree!

Now that's real country boys.

LIFE'S NO PICNIC WITHOUT YOU

I'm a lonely [?]. So this is romance. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and 7,000 ants.

You've tossed my love aside,
Just like a crumb upon the ground.
If heartaches were fried chicken,
I could sell it by the pound.

My sandwiches are stale
As all the promises you made.
And I can taste the teardrops
In my lemonade.

'Cause life's no picnic without 'ya.
Just a calm, lonely lunch on a lawn.
Yes, life's no picnic without 'ya.
I guess our relation
Was just infatuation.
Now you go.
Now you've gone.

This whole thing's 'bout killed my appetite.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

[Wendell]
Hey, Rufus! Fire up that there picture machine.

[Max]
Oh, no!

[Buff]
Not Wendell's vacation slides again.

[Melvin]
I'm going back to sleep.

On the road again.
I can't wait to get on the road again.
But what I love is making music with my friends.
I can't wait to get on the road again.

On the road again.
Goin' places that I've never been.
And seein' things that I might never see again.
I can't wait to get on the road again.

On the road again.
Like a band of gypsies
We go down the highway.
We're the best of friends.
Insisting that the world keep tearin' my hear away.

On the road again.
I can't wait to get on the road again.
But what I love is making music with my friends.
I can't wait to get on the road again.

[Wendell]
Say cheese!

[Announcer]
There's no flash photography allowed during the performance. And that goes for everybody...Wendell!

[Wendell]
Sorry.

WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP

CALIFORNIA BEARS

TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS

Two different worlds.
We live in two different worlds.
Oh, we've been told that a love like ours
Could never be.

Hey! Quit squeezin'!

When will they learn...

Ow!

...that a heart doesn't draw lines.
Nothing matters if I am yours,
And you are mine.

Aw, come on! Let's go!

Two different worlds.
We live in two different worlds.
But we will show them,
As we swim together in the sun,
That our two different worlds
Are one.

Ow! This just ain't workin' out, Delores!

ROCKY TOP

NATURE

Some folks are partial to nature
Like rivers and mountains and trees
You'll sit and sniff the flowers
For hours and hours
That kind of stuff just makes me sneeze

So romp through the woods all want to
It's just too much for me to bear
There's nothin' but trees
Full of buzzards and bees
I think for a comfortable chair

Shoo! Get outta here! Hey, varmint, leave me alone! Come on, get! Go on! Get outta here! Go on!

Yow!

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

[Henry]
Well, I guess no vacation would be complete without a little bit of liquid sunshine. But it don't bother us none. Not with a gal like Teddi Barra on hand.

[Teddi Barra]
I'm singin' in the rain.
Just singin' in the rain.
What a glorious feelin'.
I'm happy again.

[Henry]
I'm feelin' pretty cheerful, myself.

[Teddi Barra]
I'm laughin' at clouds.

[Henry]
Laughin' at clouds.

[Teddi Barra]
So dark up above.

[Henry]
Dark up above.

[Teddi]
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love.

[Henry]
Me, too.

[Teddi Barra]
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place.
Come on with the rain,
And a smile on my face.

I walk down the lane

[Henry]
Walk down the lane.

[Teddi Barra]
With a happy refrain.

[Henry]
Happy refrain.

[Teddi Barra]
Just singin',
And swingin' in the rain.

[Henry]
(whistles)

GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY

LOST MY WAY TO YOUR HEART

THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BEAR

Country Bear Jamboree

October 1, 1971 - present

PIANJO
Music by Don Robertson

[Henry]
Give me a little intro there Gomer.

(The bear starts to play "Pianjo," an instrumental song.)

Howdy folks. Welcome to the one and only original Country Bear Jamboree, featuring a bit of Americana, our musical heritage of the past. But enough of this chit chat, yick yack, and flim flam. Just refrain from hibernating, and we'll all enjoy the show...because we got a lot to give.

[Melvin]
Hey! He's a regular Liberace.

[Buck]
And he plays good, too.

THE BEAR BAND SERENADE
Lyrics by Xavier Atencio. Music by George Bruns

The Bear Band bears will play now
In the good ol' key of G.
Zeek and Zeb and Ted and Fred
And a bear named Tennessee.

Zeek's a-twangin' on the banjo
And a-tappin' with his feet.
While bangin' on a dishpan
With a real ol' country beat.

Zeb's a-sawin' on the fiddle
With a crooked hickory bow.
When the spirit moves that bruin,
He can make that fiddle go.

Brother Ted is on the corn jug.
Now, I mean that bear can blow.
He also plays the washboard
With a handle of a hoe.

And big Fred's playin' mouth harp.
He plays it kinda sad.
He never took a lesson,
He just picked it up from Dad.

And li'l ol' Tennessee Bear
Is a-featured on the thang.
Sounds just like a guitar,
But it's only got one string.

So clap your hands and
Stomp your feet and
Try to keep right with 'em.
One sure thing the Bear Band's go
Is real ol' country rhythm.

Yeah, clap your hands and
Stomp your feet and
Try to keep right with 'em.
One sure thing the Bear Band's got
Is real ol' country rhythm.

Ah ha!

FRACTURED FOLK SONG
Lyrics and music by Kenneth C. Burns and Henry D. Haynes

[Wendell]
Aren't you gonna help me out there a little bit Henry?
Goodness gracious, what cha' think we have you on the show fer?

[Henry]
Now Wendel!

[Wendell]
You're supposed to pick!

[Henry]
Now Wendell please!

[Wendall]
Ah, If you can't cut it, just lay out.

[Henry]
Well lets not fight now. We've got work to do here.

[Wendall]
Let's do it!!

Well heres a fractured folk song,
Yeah, Butchered by two birds.

We wrote these lousy lyrics,
And we also wrote the words.

The chords are very simple,
In fact huh, there's only three,
First comes G then C, and D.
And then go on back to G.
But you gotta be quick.

MY WOMAN AIN'T PRETTY (BUT SHE DON'T SWEAR NONE)
Lyrics and music by Frankie Starr and Paul E. Miller

[Henry]
And now, a heart rendering ditty, by our own growler of song, Liver Lips McGrowl. Sing it, Mac!

[Liver Lips]
I got a woman, she's got me.
Whatever we do, we both agree.
She ain't pretty, but I ain't too.
The things we like are the things we do.

My woman ain't pretty, but she don't swear none.
She's kinda heavy, don't weigh a ton.
She's my woman, through and through.
I lover her only 'cause my heart is true.

MAMA, DON'T WHIP LITTLE BUFORD
Lyrics and music by Kenneth C. Burns and Henry D. Haynes

Mama don't whip little Buford.
Mama don't pound on his head.
Mama don't whip little Buford.
I think you should shoot him instead.

[Henry]
Bang!

Yes, folks, we only have high class stuff on this show.

TEARS WILL BE THE CHASER FOR YOUR WINE
Lyrics and music by Dale Davis and Leroy Goates

[Henry]
And now here is a special treat out of Tampa. A little bit of ever-loving cuddlesome fluff. Our own little Trixie!

[Trixie]
Tears will be the chaser for your wine.
After you leave this love of mine.
Bright lights and taverns,
That's where you'll spend your time.
And tears will the be chaser for your wine.

[Henry]
Beautiful, beautiful. That was a mighty big song, Trixie.

[Trixie]
Oh, thank you, Henry.

PRETTY LITTLE DEVILISH MARY
Lyrics and music by Bradley Kincaid

When I was young and in my prime,
I thought I never would marry.
But I fell in love with a pretty little gal,
And sure enough we married.

Atta-boy, Zeke!

Ring-a-ding-ding Mary,
Prettyiest little gal, I ever did see.
Her name was Devilish Mary.

What a gal!

Hadn't been married but about two weeks,
She got as mean as the devil.
And every time I looked cross-eyed,
She'd hit me on the head with a "shevil."

How sad.

Ring-a-ding-ding Mary,
Prettiest little gal, I ever did see.
Her name was Devilish Mary.

What a pity.

Her name was Devilish Mary.

HOW LONG WILL MY BABY BE GONE?
Lyrics and music by Buck Owens

How long is forever?
How soon is now or never?
How long will this heartache linger on?
And how long will my baby be gone?

ALL THE GUYS THAT TURN ME ON TURN ME DOWN
Lyrics and music by Plot and Powell

[Henry]
Now, here they come. Those three little sun bonnets from the sunshine state. Bunny, Bubbles, and Buelah.

[Sun Bonnets]
Everytime I meet a guy who gets me shook,
All I ever get from him's a dirty look.
It's the same way, everywhere I've found.
All the guys that turn me on, turn me down.

All the guys that turn me on, turn me down.
Nothing works for me that I found.
It's the same way everywhere I see.
Nothing ever seems to work for me.
Nothing ever seems to work for me.

Doodle doodle do-do-do bum bump.

IF YA CAN'T BITE, DON'T GROWL
Lyrics and music by Tommy Collins

One night I left the wife at home,
And went out with the boys.
I was acting like a Don Juan,
And making a lot of noise.

You old lover boy!

A go-go girl caught my hand,
I said, "I can't. I'm a married man."
She said "If you ain't gonna steal,
You better not prowl."
"He's a born loser."
Don't do-si-do with a go-go.
If you can't bite, don't growl.

If you can't bite, don't growl.

HEART, WE DID ALL THAT WE COULD
Lyrics and music by Ned Miller

[Henry]
Now, here she is. That delightful, delicate, dedicated, dimple darling of the Dakotas. The last of the big time swingers. Swinging Teddi Berra. Swing it, Teddi!

[Buck]
Wow-wee! Here she comes!

[Teddi]
Well, there he goes.
He hardly knows
The heart he's breaking.

[Henry]
Lovely, lovely.

[Teddi]
I talked to him,
But I don't think
He understood.

[Buck]
Oh, sing it gal.

[Teddi]
Oh, just forget
About the plans
That we were making.

[Henry]
My, my.

[Teddi]
Heart, we did all that we could.

You all come up and see me some time, ya hear?

[Henry]
Yeah. As soon as I find a ladder, I'll be right up! Uh-huh.

BLOOD ON THE SADDLE
Lyrics and music by Everett Cheetham

There was blood on the saddle.
And blood all around.
And a great big puddle
Of blood on the ground.

Hehehe.

THE BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT
Lyrics and music by Tom Blackburn and George Bruns

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee.
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods, so he knew every tree.
Tamed him a "b'ar" when he was only three.

Davy. Davy Crockett. King of the wild frontier.

Up through the woods, he's a marching along.
Making up yarns, and a'singing his song.
Itchin' for fighting, and righting a wrong...

OLE SLEW-FOOT
Lyrics and music by H. Hausey

Well, he's big around the middle,
And he's broad across the rump.
Running ninety miles an hour,
Making thirty feet a jump.

He's never been cornered,
And he's never been treed.
Some folks say he looks a lot like me.

High on the mountain,
Tell me what do you see?
Bear tracks, bear tracks,
Looking back at me.

Better get your rifles,
Before it's too late.
Bear's got a little big,
And he's headed through the gate.

He's big around the middle,
And he's broad across the rump.
Running ninety miles an hour,
Making thirty feet a jump.

He's never been cornered,
And he's never been treed.
Some folks say he looks a lot like me.

COME AGAIN (COME ON IN)
Lyrics and music by Tom Adair and George Bruns

[Henry]
Well, folks, this concludes our show. So thanks for "Bear"ing with us to the "bear" end, and "bear"-el around to see us again. What do you say, Sammy?

[Sammy]
I say you all come back, ya hear?

[All]
We hope that you'll be coming back again.
That you'll drop in and see us now and then.
We've done our very best to please.
With just the "bear" necessities.
We hope that you'll be coming back again.

Come again.
Come again.
The welcome mat is always out,
'Cause seeing you is fun.

We hope that you'll be coming back again.
That you'll drop in to see us now and then.
We've had such fun, we're going to cry.
We just can't "bear" to say goodbye.
We hope that you'll be coming back again.

Don't forget to gather your belongings.

And you husbands, too.

It's been good to have you.

So long, folks.

Country Bear Christmas Special

Seasonally, beginning December 19, 1984

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

[Melvin]
Oh, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very...

[Max]
Hey, Melvin. That's supposed to be my song.

[Melvin]
Huh?

[Max]
Look, Melvin. I'm the deer. I'm the one with the red nose, so I get to sing the...

[Buff]
Ain't we gone thorugh all this before?

[Melvin]
Well, I don't see why he always gets to sing the...

[Henry]
Hold the phone there, boys. Where's your Christmas spirit? Sorry, folks. (clears his throar) Gomer, let's show 'em how it's done.

[Max]
Ain't he a sight for sore eyes.

[Buff]
He sounds better than he looks. That's for sure.

[Henry]
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Yep.
Soon the bells will start.
And the thing that'll make 'em ring,
Is a carol that you sing,
From within your heart.

(chuckles)
Howdy, folks and welcome to this special Christmas celebration at the good old Country Bear Jamboree. The snow is softly fallin', the stockin's are hung and, comin' from the kitchen, there's the sweet smell of turkey and yams.

[Melvin]
Mmm-mmm.

[Henry]
But the prettiest sight to see,
Is the holly that will be,
On your own front door.

TRACKS IN THE SNOW

[Henry]
Ladies and gents, the Five Bear Rugs!

When the snow begins a fallin'
And your gun begins to freeze.
It's time to halt and holler
And stop your route in ease.

So clappin' down on banjo ,
A bear's got a lot to sing.
It's time for sittin' idle
Like a summer on a swing

We're makin' tracks in the snow.
Everything is rosy.
No more hibernating, boys.
We're up on our feet.

We're makin' tracks in the snow.
Gettin' warm and cozy.
Shiverin' and shakin'
To that good 'ol country beat.

I like to sit with fire
On a cold, dark winter night.
When the wind is over-raftin'
And the stars are shining bright.

My feet upon my huntin' dog,
My arm around my wife.
They may be old and tooth-less,
But I had them all my life.

We're makin' tracks in the snow.
Everything is rosy.
No more hibernating, boys.
We're up on our feet.

We're makin' tracks in the snow.
Gettin' warm and cozy.
Shiverin' and shakin'.
To that good 'ol country beat.

Shiverin' and shakin' .
To that good 'ol country beat.

OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS!

On the first day of Christmas,
I said to my mate,
I'm a' goin' a' huntin'
And I might be home late.

The next day of Christmas,
I lost my way,
And I ain't seen my cabin
Since dawn yesterday.

Oh, what a Christmas.
I'm lonely and lost,
And shakin' and sneezin'
(sniffles)
And c-c-covered with frost.

I fell in the river,
And lost all my food.
Don't sing me no carols,
'Cause I ain't in the mood.

Next year at Christmas,
I think I'll use my head .
And spend the 12 days of Christmas,
In my bed.

Next year stay home.

[Henry]
You be careful with that squirrel gun now, Wendell.

[Wendell]
Aw, heck. It ain't even loaded. (gunshot) Sorry.

HIBERNATIN' BLUES

DECK THE HALLS

[Zeke]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

[Zeke, Zeb, Tenessee]
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[Zeb]
(sneezes)
'Tis the season to be jolly.

[Zeke, Zeb, Tennessee]
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[Zeb]
(sneezes)

[Tennessee]
Follow me in merry measure.

[Zeke, Zeb, Tennessee]
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[Zeke]
He didn't sneeze.

[Zeke, Zeb Tennessee]
Heedless of the wind and weather.
Fa-la-la-la-la.
Fa-la-la-la-la.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

[Zeb]
Ah...

[Zeke, Tennessee]
...La.

[Zeb]
...choo!

ROCK & ROLL SANTA

BLUE CHRISTMAS

SLEIGH RIDE

HUNGRY AS A BEAR

[Ernest]
The wind is a-howlin'
And thrashin' the trees.

[Tennesse]
My baby is growlin'
And scratchin' her fleas.

[Ernest]
Can't open the door
'Cause there's ten feet of snow.

[Ernest, Zeke, Zeb, Tennessee]
And the food is all gone.
And it's 40 below.

[Tennessee]
(Roars)

[Ernest]
Well, I'm hungry.
Yes, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry as a bear.
If you come around my cabin.

[Ernest, Zeke, Zeb, Tennessee]
You'd better beware.

[Ernest]
'Cause I'm hungry.
Yes, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry as a bear.
Got a mouth full of teeth.

[Ernest]
And a belly full of air.

[Ernest]
This Christmas,
Dear old Santa
Won't show up
I bet.

[Zeke]
1, 2, 3!

[Ernest]
If he comes down the chimney...

[Ernest, Zeke, Zeb, Tennessee]
He might just get et!

[Zeb]
(sneezes)

[Tennessee]
Hungry as a bear.

[Oscar]
(sneezes)

[Ernest]
I'm powerful hungrified.

THE CHRISTMAS SONG

ANOTHER NEW YEAR

[Max]
I sure am lookin' forward to the new year.

[Buff]
Yep. Ain't nothin' like a brand new year to lift your spirits. Of course, I could be wrong.

[Big Al]
Another new year,
Wouldn't be quite as hard.
If you'd come back,
Or at least send a card.

Another new year,
And I'm lonely and low.
Since you stole my heart,
And my truck,
And my dough.

[Buff]
Oh no. Not his truck.

FINALE MEDLEY

[Henry]
Sammy, help me out here.

[Sammy]
Sure, thing Henry. Now, you folks join in if you can mind to.

[Henry & Sammy]
Oh, the weather outside is frightful.
But the fire is so delightful.

[Sun Bonnets]
And since we've no place to go.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Let it snow.

[Max]
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would...

[Melvin]
You would even say it glows.

[Max]
That's my tune, Melvin.

[Melvin]
Oh, yeah? Says who?

[Buff]
Are we startin' this again?

[Terrence]
Sleigh bells ring.

[All]
Are you listenin'.

[Terrence]
In the lane.

[All]
Snow is glistenin'.

[Liver Lips]
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.

[All]
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.

[Teddi Barra]
In the meadow we can build a snowman.
And pretend that he's a circus clown.

[Henry]
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman.

[All]
Until the other kiddies knock him down.

[Big Al]
Winter clothes.

[All]
Ain't it thrillin'.

[Big Al]
Though your nose.

[All]
Gets a chillin'.

[Wendell]
Hey, we'll frolick and play,
The eskimo way.

[All]
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.

[Henry]
Everybody!

[All]
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.

[Henry]
Hand in hand!

[All]
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.

[Wendell]
Yahoo!
(gunshots)

[Henry]
Wendell, will you quit that?

[Wendell]
Sorry.

[Henry]
Rufus! Rufus! How about some lights?

[Big Al]
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Walkin' in a winter...Huh?

[Henry]
Over here! Well, folks, I guess that about does it for our show. Now, bundle up, stay warm,...

[Sammy]
...and come back and see us real soon!

[Henry]
Happy holidays, ya'll.

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

September 23, 1980 - present

Attraction/Area Music List

Songs are listed in alphabetical order, not necessarily in the order heard

Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Charms (1775 melody; lyrics & music 1807-08)

The Big Rock Candy Mountain (1885)

The Blue Tail Fly (or Jimmy Crack Corn) (1846)

Clementine (Oh, My Darling Clementine) (1884)

Hand Me Down My Walking Cane (1884)

Home On The Range (c. 1873)

Little Brown Jug (1869)

The Red River Valley (1896)

Shenandoah (c. 1826)

Sweet Genevieve (1869)

Turkey in the Straw (or Old Zip Coon) (1834)

When You and I Were Young, Maggie (1866)

Pirates of the Caribbean

December 15, 1973 - present

YO HO (A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME)

Lyrics by Xavier Atencio and music by George Bruns

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

The Enchanted Tiki Room - Under New Management

April 5, 1998 - present

THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM

Lyrics and music by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

[Jose]
(yawning) My siestas are getting shorter and shorter. Hey, Michael, mi amigo! Pay attention, it's showtime.

[Michael]
So it is. Pierre, you rascal, you! Let's put on the show!

[Pierre]
Mon ami! I am always ready to put on the show. As is my good friend, Fritz!

[Fritz]
My goodness, you're all staring at us! We'd better start the show rolling!

[Michael]
Wait! Wait! We forgot to wake up the glee club.

(whistling)

[Jose]
Ole, ole! It's showtime!

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

Welcome to our tropical hideaway,
You lucky people, you.
If we weren't in the show starting right away,
We'd be in the audience...

[Iago]
Hey! Hey! Stop the music!

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

Are you listening to me?

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

I said, stop the music!

FRIEND LIKE ME

[Iago]
Obviously, you birds don't know who we are. Don't you guys ever fly to the movies?

[Jose]
We don't get out much.

[Pierre]
We mean, uh, we are like, how do you say, "attached" to the place.

[Iago]
Well, don't get too attached, chumps, 'cause we're the new owners!

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
New owners?!

[Iago]
That's right. Now, listen, you birdbrains! If you're gonna keep your jobs, you've gotta get hip! I know all about it, see...

'Cause I'm a very famous movie star.
Oh, Hollywood's just my name.
Who cares about Aladdin or Jafar?
I'm the one with all the looks and fame.

I've got a million crackers in the bag.
And I plan to get a zillion more.
And you guys will all have me to thank when they're linin' up at the door.

You are borin' tiki birds.
I'm a big celebrity!
That's why I'm gonna go
And change your show.
Ain't it great to have a friend like me?

[Jose]
But, señor, we've done the same show...

[Fritz]
...yah, since 1963.

[Iago]
My, how time flies.
Get a life, you guys.
You're ancient history.

Can your hands do this?
Can your wings do that?
Can you [?] birds sing...
...in punk or rap?

Can you rock and roll?
Well, listen here.
It's a whole new world.
So, you'd better get hip
Or your audience will disappear.

I'm your show biz magic lamp,
Rub me right, I'll set you free.
You've paid your dues
Now, you birds can't lose.

Ain't it great to have a friend?
Great to have a friend?
Ain't it great to have a friend?
Great to have a friend?

You ain't never had a friend like me.
And you've never had a friend like me.

GODDESS OF DISTASTE

[Zazu]
Iago, please. The Tiki gods can hear you.

[Iago]
If I hear one more word about those Tiki-tackey, polynesian, pineapple-pickin', wood-for-brains, moron Tiki gods,...

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
(gasp)

[Iago]
Hey. Who turned out the lights?

[Zazu]
That would be the "moron" Tiki gods.

[Pierre]
Oui! Oui! We are doomed!

Doom is in the air.

[Fritz]
You're sure right, my friend Pierre.

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
It's so hot, hot, hot.

[Pierre]
(?), mon a me.
For the end is plain to see.

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
'Cause it's hot, hot, hot.

[Zazu]
Wha...wha...wha...what was that?

[Tiki Gods]
Uhoa.
Uhoa.
Uhoa, Oa, Oa.
Uhoa.
Uhoa.
Uhoa, Oa, Oa.
Uhoa.

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
Uhoa, the Tiki goddess of disaster!

[Uhoa]
Who dares defy the Tiki gods?

[Zazu]
Um, he did.

[Iago]
Oh, thank you very much, Zazu!

[Uhoa]
Be careful, my fine-feathered little friend! When you mess with polynesia, the Tiki gods will squeeze ya'!

You're messin' with me, baby.

[Chorus]
Should've paid your dues.

[Iago]
Wait! Someone else defied the Tiki gods!

[Uhoa]
You're stressin' me, baby.

[Chorus]
Should've listened to Zazu.

[Iago]
Hey, look at the time! Gotta fly!

[Uhoa]
You can't fly away .
Now you're stuck.

[Iago]
I'm stuck!

[Uhoa]
I have cursed you.
For pushin' your luck.

[Chorus]
Bye, bye.

[Uhoa]
It won't help to yell.
You are under my spell.
Look out, parrot.
You're a dead duck.

[Iago]
(screams)

[Uhoa]
Aloha! (laughs wickedly)

IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT

TIKI RAP

The birds in the trees
Sing pretty harmonies
We tiki gods like to rock
So let's all sing like the birdies sing

(Tweet, tweet)

[?] so hot
(Uh huh)
The boys in the back are kamikaze
And that's because they are macaws
Most little birdies will fly away
But us tiki room birds are here every day

TIKI ROOM CONGA

[Iago]
And now that we've got a smash show on our wings...let's party!

[Michael]
Look! Here come the girls!

[Girl Parrots]
Come on and see and let us do the conga.
No, we can't control ourselves any longer.
Get into the Tiki rhythm of the samba.
This is where the Tiki birds [?].

[Iago]
Whoa, yeah! Sing it, girls!

[Jose]
I wonder what happened to Rosita.

[Zazu]
Oh, dear. I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough with this type of music to...get down and get funky.

[Iago]
Just wing it, Zazy-boy!

[Zazu]
(clears his throat)
Come on and see and let us do the conga.
No, I can't control myself any longer.
Get into the Tiki rhythm of the samba.
Don't defy until you try to mambo.

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

[Jose]
Everybody.
Let's fiesta.

[All]
To the rhythm of the beat.

[Iago]
Take it, Pierre, baby!

[Pierre]
Miss Uh-oa
Saved our show-a
When she turned up the heat.

[Girls]
She turned up the heat.

[Zazu]
My friend Iago
Learned his lesson.
And now
He will be discreet.

[Iago]
Oh, yeah? That's what you think! Time is money!

GET ON YOUR FEET

[Tiki Gods]
Get on your feet!

[Iago]
You've heard 'em! Stand up, everybody! Up! Up! Up!

[Michael]
And now, as long as you're all standin'...

[Jose]
...we have a wonderful magic trick for you.

[Iago]
A magic trick?!

[Fritz]
Yah. Everybody face the door. And the trick is...we're gonna make you all...disappear!

[Iago]
Ha! Ha! Now you birds are gettin' the idea.

[All]
Goodbye.
Farewell.
Aloha.

Get on your feet.
It's out the door
You go-ha.

On your feet.
On your feet.
Out the door.

HEIGH HO

[Iago]
Come on, everybody out! Migrate, people! Migrate!

[All]
Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
It's out the door you go.
We hope you've all enjoyed the show,
Heigh ho, heigh ho.

[Zazu]
Bye, bye, no. Cheerio. You've been an impeccable audience.

[Iago]
Hey, kid, that's a real smart idea. Walkin' directly under a bird. Good thing you're wearin' a hat!

[All]
Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
Just lift your feet and go.
We'll sing the song,
You'll march along.
Heigh ho, heigh ho.

[Iago]
Come on! Keep movin'! You've had enough enchantment for one day!

[Zazu]
Bye, bye, now.

[Iago]
Hey, lady! It wouldn't hurt you to walk a little faster!
Boy, I'm tired. I think I'll head over to the Hall of Presidents and take a nap.

[Zazu]
Right! Off you go!

[Fritz]
Wonderful! Wonderful!

[Jose]
No one laid an egg but me.

The Enchanted Tiki Room

October 1, 1971 - September 1, 1997

THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM

Lyrics and music by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

[Jose]
(yawning) Buenos dias, senorita. My siestas are getting shorter and shorter. Oh, look at all the people. Welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room. Hey, Michael, mi amigo! Pay attention, it's showtime.

[Michael]
So it is and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me. Pierre, you rascal, you! Let's put on the show!

[Pierre]
Mon ami! I am always ready, as you say, to put on the show. (whistles at ladies) Oh, pardon, madame. That whistle was for my good friend, Fritz!

[Fritz]
Ack! Toleba! I almost fell out of my rubber perch. Glad to see you all aboard, uh, ashore, uh, heh heh heh, wherever you are! My goodness, you're all staring at us! We'd better start the show rolling!

[Michael]
Wait! Wait! We forgot to wake up the glee club.

(whistling)

Ole, ole! It's showtime!

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

Welcome to our tropical hideaway,
You lucky people, you.
If we weren't in the show starting right away,
We'd be in the audience, too.

All together!

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.

Si! So low we can't hear you!

My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world!

Ya-ho! But the trouble is, it's not far enough out of this world! Isn't that right, Smith? Oh, I see! Schmidt has no hair!

Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance...

The boys in the band are called macaws.
Because of their claws?
No! Because they're macaws.
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan,
And two can talk better than one toucan can.

The bird of paradise is an elegant bird.
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard.
Most little birdies will fly away,
But the tiki room birds are here every day.

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree.
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee.
Because if we don't make you feel like that,
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat.

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

Our magnificent production is yet to come,
So strum the guitar and beat the drum.
We've been a hit and we know you adore us,
So come and join us in another chorus.

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

A little louder...

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

[Jose]
Ah ha! Applause! Applause! Si, that was crazy!

[Pierre]
Mesime! Such wonderful singing calls for applause!

[Jose]
Si, amigos! Applause!

LET'S ALL SING LIKE THE BIRDIES SING

Lyrics and music by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.

Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.

Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Bubbaboo ba-bubbaboo ba-boo.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet tweet tweet - my that bird sings sweetly.

Let's all warble like nightingales,
Ah, Mimi...c'est magnifique!
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words
Sing along with us

Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.

Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.

Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet

OFFENBACH
(This song is an arrangement of "Barcarole," a song from the Jacques Offenbach opera, "Tales of Hoffman," which consists of whistles and squacks of the other various birds in the auditorium.)

[Fritz]
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!

[Pierre]
Ecoote, ecoote! Elise, elise!

[Jose]
I think maybe it's music.

[Fritz]
Yah, it is Offenbach!

[Michael]
You stay off of my bach, and I'll stay off of your bach!

[Jose]
Shhh! Let's be quiet and listen.

[Jose]
Let's give the little birdies a great big hand.

[Pierre]
Oui! Applaud! Applaud!

[Fritz]
Yah! You down there, make with both hands!

HAWAIIAN WAR CHANT
Lyrics and music by Ralph Fred, Johnny Noble, and Leleioharu
This song consists of the songs and chants of the various tiki god statues in the auditorium.

ALOHA TO YOU

[Pierre]
Monsieur and madame, it's time to say "adieu," but we hope we will always remember the amazing things which happened here in Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room.

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
The birdies had their fling.
You've heard the flowers sing.
Tikis play the drums.
Hear them do the chant.

[All]
Farewell and aloha to you.

[Jose]
Ole! Ole! Applause! Let's give the birds a standing ovation. Applause! Hop up down there! Applause! Everybody, stand up on your feet! Ole!

HEIGH HO

[Michael]
And now, as long as you're all standin'...

[Jose]
We have a wonderful magic trick for you.

[Fritz]
Yah! A wonderful trick! Everybody, face the door and the trick is...we're gonna make you all...disappear!

[Jose, Michael, Pierre, Fritz]
Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
It's out the door you go.
We hope you've all enjoyed the show.
Heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho.

Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
Keep marching in a row.
Don't stop to work or read a book.
Heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho.

Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
Just lift your feet and go.
We'll sing this song,
You'll march along.
Heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho.

Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
Step lively, not so slow.
Come back again,
We'll see you then.
Heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho.

Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
Make room for our next show.
There's folks outside
Who'll take the ride.
Heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho.

Heigh ho
Heigh ho.
It's out the door you go.
We hope you've all enjoyed the show.
Heigh ho, heigh ho.